Election Result 2012

Fellow Political pundits, this is the Young Dog here to give crucial information regarding the election result of 2012. Although it may seem like each and every vote is of the utmost importance in deciding the election, this is not the case. The future president, whether that is Barack Obama or Mitt Romney, has already been determined. Now, I have been saying for months that it is fixed, and Obama will repeat as President of the United States. But for some strange reason, upon waking up this morning, I had a strange premonition that Mitt Romney might just steal this election. As of the current moment, he holds a strong lead in the Popular Vote, but this is mainly because of lopsided results in southern states. And as we have witnessed before, candidates can win the popular vote and then lose the Electoral College. Now, today just happens to be the 6th of November, ironic because these are the same Luciferian occultists who worship Satan and his number 6. So you can guarantee they are holding some type of ritual, somewhere in the United States. Regardless, both candidates represent the same political machine, and neither will do anything to help the country. They are merely puppets who serve a greater power, the shadow government that secretly rules over our lives. It’s time to wake up people, the Spiritual Revolution is coming, and I hope that everyone realizes their destiny before it is too late. Please folks, do your own research, and come to your own conclusions, but understand that you have been lied to. This is the Young Dog signing out. PEACE BITCHES

Updates on Hurricane

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hurricane Sandy has struck the East Coast and is delivering everything as promised. Now granted, I was highly skeptical in regards to the information about hurricanes, especially when you hear that this is going an unprecedented storm. It sounded like the same old rhetoric, but after witnessing the winds of a hurricane like this, I think it is safe to say that it is meeting or exceeding expectations. Of course, in a moment like this, it wouldn’t be a Young Dog Corporation post without a new product to promote, and I must say that this one may be our best selection yet. The 2012 Countdown Guide is absolutely essential if you plan on making it through the latest hurricanes, and I have a strong notion that this will not be the end of our worries in regards to Catastrophic events. Time is ticking folks, and I would highly suggest this Guide if you plan on making it through to 2013. I will see you on the other side people, please be safe and make sure your family is out of harm’s way, the weather for hurricane Sandy is extremely dangerous.

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Bill Collections

The absolute freshest bills must be collected immediately. There is no humor in this statement whatsoever, I’m sure you have been contacted for bill collections before. It is never easy to admit that you owe bills, but at the end of the day I have been on both sides of the coin. There were times where the Tab System ruled daily activities, and during that stretch in Sheahan Hall we somehow made it through a Dark Age. Bill Collections were bi-weekly in that era, and had there been no tab system, things would have gotten ugly. But your very own Young Dog put the team on his back, and supplied the crew with the banger day in and day out. Reliability was my policy, and unfortunately it seems as if everyone who was there developed Amnesia. It’s all good though, thinking negatively does not solve anything, in fact it only creates more problems than there were initially. Now, having been on the owing side of the bill collections, I can safely say that owing $275 is not the end of the world. I ended up presenting each and every one of those bills swiftly and efficiently, and due to my ability to be reliable, the Bill Collections were relatively painless. Quick shoutout to Mr. Make it Up, Dr. Dew Dew, and shoutout to White Boy Tim + APD Mike. Keep grindin’ n***as.

Bill Collections

The Simple Golf Swing

Hey fellow golfer’s, how’s it going?
It’s the Young Dog back to tell you that unless you want to continue shooting 80’s and 90’s, and looking like a fool in front of your fellow golf buddies, we have the product for you today. The pick of the week for us here at Young Dog Co. is The Simple Golf Swing. It doesn’t take a genius to understand that a swing like Tiger Woods is unattainable. However, using the techniques contained in the The Simple Golf Swing will improve your swing in ways that even Tiger couldn’t dream of. If you want to start shooting sub-70 rounds and collecting bills from hustlin’ other golfers, click through to the The Simple Golf Swing. immediately. Take some time to look through what you will be purchasing, and know that it is backed by a 100% money back guarantee. This is one of the hottest items currently on the market, so be sure not to shortchange yourself in your pursuit of being Tiger.

NBA 2k13 Top 100

Hey guys how’s it going? I am here today to let all of you know that whatever you set your mind to, you will accomplish. It simply takes a strong belief, coupled with unwavering intention focused toward your goal. What makes me say this? A prime example is my recent developments in NBA 2k13. Going into this year’s release, I was deadset on cracking the Top 100 Leaderboard. Now obviously, there are thousands of gamers out there, so the odds of this are extremely slim. But wouldn’t you know, last night around 3 AM, it finally happened. Granted, this is a miniscule case, and you might be thinking that this is relatively unimportant. However, when you consider the extremely slim chances of this happening, it gives credence to the Law of Attraction. Go ahead and google it, you will be amazed at what you find. Just to corroborate my story, I leave you with concrete visual evidence of this accomplishment, look for “Coyle022” at #80 on the Leaderboard.

The Young Dog on the Leaderboard

The World is Yours

Hello loyal readers, it’s the Young Dog here to tell you that whatever you want can be attained using the “Law of Attraction.” Google this scientifically proven concept immediately, and carefully read the results. It does not lie. The Universal source of Energy always gives an exact match for what we input. By input, I am talking about your thoughts. Plain and simple, our reality is directly formed by our physical thoughts. This is why I have entitled this post, “The World is Yours,” because we can attain whatever we train our minds to project. It is an amazing skill once mastered, and by no means have I utilized the LOA to it’s full capacity. It is a gradual process, but it is formed through a strong belief in what you are about to attain. Anyway, I would also like to get into another favorite topic of mine, NBA 2k13, specifically the soundtrack. Now as we all know, Jay-Z, potentially a member of the Illuminati, executive produced the soundtrack. However, this does not affect the quality of the music, and he included one of my favorite Hip Hop songs, Nas’ “The World is Yours.” As a token of our appreciation to Nas and NBA 2k, I have embedded the song below. Keep ballin’ 2k Gamers!

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Welcome to the official WordPress Blog of the Young Dog Corporation. We are very excited today because of our newest product launch, The Simple Golf Swing. Anytime that you are able to not only enhance your golf game, but also read relevant, entertaining blog content, it is truly a win-win. Our targeted demographic includes all ages and races. Here at the Young Dog Corporation, we are all about connecting with the myriad of daily internet surfers, and through daily blogging we are focused on creating momentum for one of our several internet campaigns. Be sure to check out our boy, up and coming Poughkeepsie, NY rapper Ayo Driver!!!! To start off this official, brand new Young Dog Co. blog, I will leave you with a classic Youtube hit, featuring our famous intern, Mike “The Furnace” Naeem.